Patrick
byAtmosphere/First Impression: 4/5 stars.
The minimalist industrial look is pulled off mostly successfully. Slanted mirrors on the wall mock windows but can't hide that the dining area is a dungeon. Dim lighting is nice for a dinner, but Azalea takes it a bit too far to the point that I was unable to properly see all of the colors and aspects of my dish, to the point of having a hard time really identifying an item that was in a slaw. Still, these are relatively minor complaints. The room is classy, no-frills, music is at the right volume, and the overall feel of the restaurant is very good.
Service: 3/5
Service was average or slightly above, but worse than one would expect for the price. Our waitress seemed hurried a few times, once to the point of ignoring a patron's request. She specifically asked a patron how the gumbo was, and the patron replied honestly (that it was rather mediocre), to which the server replied, "People who like and know gumbo really like it." The patron lobbed back with, "I love gumbo, but I don't love bad gumbo. This tastes like it came from a frozen package."
Food: 1.5 / 5
The gumbo DID taste like it came from a frozen package. Small chunks of bland "andouille" (allegedly) sausage and tiny shrimp rested amid a thick, oppressive sauce tossed over cheap, overcooked rice accompanied by mushy tomatoes and peppers. Everything was mushy, tasteless, ugly, and smothered in a boring sauce. You can make better gumbo out of a Zatarain's box.
The ahi tuna was ordered rare but was warmer than lukewarm in the middle (and everywhere else) at time of serving. It was murdered by sesame seeds and an overpowering sesame sauce. There was absolutely no tuna flavor present. Tuna is a delicate flavor, and it was not complimented at all in this dish. Worst ahi tuna I've tasted in a long time. The tuna and gumbo were not only disappointing, but borderline inedible to me.
The beef tenderloin was quite good. But it's not hard to take prime Iowa beef, cook it to medium rare, and have it be very good. Anyone can do that at home, and for far less than $38. Not a terrible price, but an overall lack of creativity (it was served on a crostini of sorts--toast, basically) made it unexciting. One of the accompanying aiolis was rather tasty, though, so credit is deserved for that.
The ham pasta tasted primarily of bacon grease and had the texture of warm paste. A very mediocre dish.
The only real star was the calamari appetizer, which was presented wonderfully and brought with it a delicately-balanced combination of calamari, breading, and two sauces, including a tomato sauce that very nicely added some acidicy and earthiness. If all the food were this good, we would have had a great experience.
The portabella fries were average. Very nice presentation, boring breading, mediocre sauce.
All in all, Azalea takes the phrase that "people eat with their eyes" too far. The restaurant looks nice. The food looks great. The problem is that the food simply doesn't taste very good. It lacks inspiration, and some very basic foods were butchered by poor technique.
Not only does Azalea fail to be worth the entry-level gourmet price it asks, it fails to be worth half of that. Calamari aside, you can get better food for $10 at a dozen restaurants in town, and you can get better gumbo at Hy-Vee for $2.
I heartily discourage anyone from going here expecting expertly-prepared food.